By now, I’m sure you’ve all seen the video
of Solange Knowles attacking Jay Z in an elevator while Beyonce watches. I’ve heard a million different theories on what went on in that elevator. Everything from a drunken reaction to friends getting kicked out of a party to cheating allegations to Solange showing the couple some dance moves. (Pretty sure that last one is a joke.) But the truth is that no one, aside from those three and their bodyguard, is every really going to know what happened in that elevator. But, the whole ugly situation—and family violence is always ugly, I don’t care how many “hilarious” internet memes are flying around, I will never laugh at something this serious—got me thinking…what should you do when your family doesn’t get along with your man? Well, here are some tips. Read more
Let me tell you something: I like guys with big ears. It’s not like I sexually fantasize about those ears. I mean, it’s not like I do
anything with my partner’s ears during sex outside of the occasional standard licking and kissing. But I really like when a guy has ears that stick out. Way out. Like two-open-car-doors stick out.
And another thing; I like doughy guys. Guys that have just sort of…doughy faces and bodies. I say doughy because it’s not heavy, exactly, and it’s definitely not skinny. Somewhere in between the two is that strange sweet spot for me.
This isn’t some sort of confession; I’ve brought it up so we can talk about a social aspect of attraction that we often forget to address. It’s what I like to call desire etiquette
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March 20 - April 18
Ruling planet Mars turns direct today! This rekindles the vim and vigor that’s been missing since March. You still have a ways to go before you’re back on track (July 25), but you’re on your way.
April 19 - May 19
Good things come to those who take setbacks in stride. Your unwavering resolve, stubborn fixity, and sheer endurance finally pay off.
We've all been there. That first time we bring our significant other home to meet the family can be a nerve-wracking experience. But getting past the initial intro isn't the hardest part - it's making sure your family stays in love (or in like...or simply tolerant) of the new addition.
One small thing - your crazy brother making an off-color joke, your mom letting something slip about your past relationship - can derail an otherwise on-track train. Read more